Chester Vintage Enthusiasts Club

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A selection of ‘Vintage Funnies’ !!!
If you would like to add something, please email me.

Multi-millionaire returns from his usual gambling trip & tells his wife he’s lost his entire
Fortune & they’ll have to alter their lifestyle.
“If you learn to cook we can fire the chef”, he says.
“OK”, she says, “and if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener” !!!

Three old ladies are chatting about their love lives.
“Mines like a Rolls Royce”, says the first. “Smooth & sophisticated”.
“Mines like a sports car”, says the second. “Fast & powerful”.
Mines more like an Austin 7“, says the third.
”I have to start it by hand & jump on while it’s going“ !!!

What do you call the shock absorbers on an Austin 7?
Passengers.